37 Uses for a Maxi Pad

…or so it seems.

The subheading of this post should be “The Ingenuity of Captivity,” but I didn’t want to immediately give it away that I was going to be talking about Netflix’s “Orange is the New Black.”

I may be a little late to the boat on this, but when I first started watching “Orange” I only knew a few uses for maxi pads. Now I know the cotton-filled wonder product can be latched into shower sandals and even roped around your ears as a face mask. (I wonder, did all of these DIY shows/websites/gurus come out before or after Martha Stewart was released from a very similar facility?)

So far I’ve loved the first season and am waiting with bated breath for the second. I’ll take my wine from the bottle, however, not the toilet.

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